Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
smell my finger.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
