We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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