I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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