so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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