You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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