And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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