i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The police scanner is talking about you again....
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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