So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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