I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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