Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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