Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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