just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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