i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
