i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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