I wannas sexs uuuuu
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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