Just fell off a train. Bad.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Randomize
