if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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