Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
