I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You did what with his pubic hair?
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