i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Randomize
