dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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