i think my tv is drunk
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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