Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
My vagina just recognized that song.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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