My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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