Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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