last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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