Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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