He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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