i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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