I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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