I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Holy sore nipples Batman
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
