I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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