That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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long story
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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