update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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