He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I am available for nakedness
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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