Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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