Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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