so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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