..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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