Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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