i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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