Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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