It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Randomize
