big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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