i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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