we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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