Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
