yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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