:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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