Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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